

live butcher demo@ eat real (top) tasty falafel(bottom)
For 2.5 hours I served drinks at the Eat Real Fest in Oakland and then ditched my position as Albino/Zin pourer as soon as I realized the vendors were really serious when they said volunteers could not drink, not even discreetly, not one. Honestly I didn’t mind sticking around to help even though we weren’t allowed a complimentary bevi. However when I needed to go to the restroom and was told that breaks were frowned upon by one of the coordinators, that's when I bailed.
Eat Real Fest, the three-day event held in Jack London Square is the home grower’s foodie haven and the place to get a sample of what’s tasty in the bay area from vendors who take pride in the quality of ingredients going into the dish as much as the end result. A place where the woman selling her organic applesauce made from the fruit picked out of her Sonoma orchard uses the two minutes while she rings you up and bags your goods as an opportunity to rant about those other a**holes who claim their sauce is also from local fruit when in fact, “ everyone knows they get their apples from Fairfield”.
Around 3pm I was beyond hungry having already digested the disappointment of my sobriety the only other thing rumbling around my tummy was a double espresso from earlier that morning. So, I gave the venue a quick lap around to scope out the food options and opted for a falafel wrap topped with rosemary peanuts, pickled beets, cabbage and some other unique toppings I had never considered pairing with falafel. I admit, I was concerned when I didn’t see any sign of that creamy sesame goodness called tahini but after the first bite I was an immediate convert to this California twist on one of my favorite Middle Eastern foods. Across from the food truck was a live cooking demo and a large seated grass area where I sat with my meal and a negra modelo. Unable to hear the demo over the conversations and content noshing sounds of the crowd, I was entertained instead by two kids feeding their parent’s food to some pigeons.